Another day another Kill Team. Slowly catching up on all the teams I need to pick up before they go out of production. Today we’re working our way through some Traitor Guard in the form of the Blooded Kill Team.

My march through the murky realms of Darkwater continues. In this article we tackle the Blight Templars and test some of the new Vallejo True Metallic Metal paints.

Foolish are those that underestimate a fully grown Genestealer, their razor sharp talons will make short work of even the toughest armour. In this article, we try to find a scheme that is both alien and easy to paint.

You can never have enough zombies. In this article we get some Living Dead Peasants from Fire Forge Games tabletop ready in no time. Plus we sneak in a few sci-fi twists to make them feel at home in the forty-first millennium.

You can’t have a cemetery without some crypts. The Cursed Sepulchre/Nexus of Grief set for Age of Sigmar is a great way to add some spooky looking terrain to your tabletop.

Nurgle daemons are always fun to paint. They’re all flesh texture so they’re perfect for washes, contrast paints and drybrushing. Whilst the Cankerborn do have some extra details, nevertheless we can paint them up in no time.

There’s a few tokens, and of course the Mire Kelpies that come with the Pox-Wretched, in Warhammer Quest: Darkwater. It this article we cover how to get them painted up in no time and play with some water effects.

Learning how to paint non-metallic metal is an on-going process, and periodically a model comes along that will be perfect to practice on. The Osterhilt from the Mörderin set is one such model. Armed with some new paints, will this my best attempt yet?

Mörderin are some fantastic models designed Thistle and based off of drawings by the legendary John Blanche. Being a massive fan of his work, I knew I had to get them, but can I do them any justice?

The Pox-Wretches are the lowest of all Nurgle’s followers, and the most numerous of those encountered in the Jade Abbey. As such there are a bunch of them in the Darkwater box, but with thanks to some contrast paints we can get them table top ready in no time.

The last roaming monster that I needed to do for Massive Darkness 2 was Andra. A horrifying undead amalgamation of demon and angel, they swoop in and out of battle to target the most vulnerable heroes.

Lord of the Incubi, Lyidan, is a creature of duality. Bolstered by darkness he will seek out the strongest opponents, but in the light he is weakest often having to retreat back into the shadows.

Shaman Foulhoof is here to lead his Pestigors into filth encrusted battle. For this leader of goats, we use some simple highlighting to make him stand a cut above his bestial brethren.

We’re now a gardening blog as we pledge ourselves to the Root. I’ve had my eye on Turnip28 for a while now and I figured there no time like the post-apocalyptic mud-logged future to get involved.

Warhammer Quest: Darkwater is here at last and filled with a bounty of disgusting Nurgle adversaries. Fortunately, painting half naked diseased idiots is my specialty. So with my good friends slap and chop, we can get these Pestigors painted in no time.

Technically, Dire Wolves are part of a Soulblight Gravelords army. But there’s no reason to keep these undead doggies out of my Nurgle horde. I’m sure in life they were in fact the goodest bois.

There have been some truly fantastic miniatures coming out for Necromunda lately. So I just had to pick up this Prima Materis and his Frateris Bodyguards, hopefully my paint scheme will do them justice.

The folds in the cloth and robe mean that Ytheria is ideal to receive the slapchop treatment. But that doesn’t mean we can ignore the skin, she is the Undead Queen after all.